I . Old Era
1-t. Nonexistence.
1. At the beginning there was nothing, except for Great Pumpkin.
2. Neither people, neither animals, neither earth, neither water, neither air, neither sky, neither sun, neither moon nor stars. In general, nothing was quite.
3. Only Ancestor and Creator of all of pure, Great Pumpkin rushed about in emptiness.
2-d. Life
1. And Great Pumpkin decided, that it is time to end this ugliness.
2. It divided itself in half – and from top half created the vault of heaven, and from bottom half – earth.
3. Dots on the top half of Great Pumpkin became daily and nightly luminaries.
4. Great Pumpkin commanded to arise up the law of world gravitation, and to the juice - to flow downward under the action of this law. So seas, rivers and lakes, appeared on earth.
II. New Era
3-d. Vegetation.
1. Earth was unsettled - and Great Pumpkin from the pips created the first people, men and women.
2. And woke up them to living by the Vegetative Force.
3. People that is why are the favourite children of Great Pumpkin, that happened from Its pips and Vegetative Force - the dearest, that any plant has.
4-th. Additional fertilizing
1. But people have nothing it was am – as there yet were no living creatures on earth.
2. And then Great Pumpkin brought people a priceless victim - from the pulp of lower half It created plants, and from the pulp of overhead half It created animals.
3. And Great Pumpkin said to the first people: «eat My flesh».
5-th. Pumpkinization
1. And since people eat plants and animals which essence flesh of Great Pumpkin, and thank Great Pumpkin for every meal.
2. Just people create the ecological programs out of regard for the flesh of It.
3. Post mortem all of just will be pumpkinized, as a fate of every veritable pip of Great Pumpkin - to grow in a pumpkin, likened to Ancestor and Creator.
4. You remember about it – and your life will find sense, and life without a hope on Pumpkinization is empty.
It’s all. Pumpkend.
And will not add and will reduce nobody nothing from these sainted words.
Sermon is finished, go along with the world and not forget to pour a pumpkin on the vegetable garden.